fuck these tools:

… i’m goin’ to

tomorrow night! i made reservations and everything cos’ i found out there’s one of these places FIFTEEN minutes from my house! before, it took an hour to get there! fuck ya, cluttered walls, italian hussies, catholic memorabilia, painted ceilings, OH MI HERITAGE!
i’m actually DRESSING UP in a black shirt from bebe and black pants from express. you gotta see it to believe it. i’m the BEST boyfriend ever!!!
I went there once, it was fabulous. Even though a waiter spilled a pitcher of water all over my father.
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They have really good mashed potatoes.
Be sure to tell us what the post-sex was like.