So. You know how you can look up your friends and fellow classmates on MySpace & Facebook & snicker at their photos? Well I have this habit of looking up my film professors on IMDB.
* One of them has worked on Tremors, Major League & Nightmare on Elm Street!
* One of them has a really sexy headshot! Yowza!
* One was an actress in the pilot episode of MacGyver & Pet Semetary II.
* One… never really did anything interesting.
Man, I wish I was cool/accomplished/pretentious enough to have IMDB as my Facebook.
So, here is a photo of Christina Aguilera sleazin’ up this cute dress I have. Homegirl must shop at Macy*s. Just look how cute she is, what with her fake tan, fake boobs, fake hair color… I found a picture of her ultrasound. Plastic, too! Stop fugging it up, Aguilera. You look ridiculous in… those shoes.