survey!

my meanie face boyfriend never comments on my entries.

Seven Deadly Sins

ANGER

1. Who did you last get angry with? stephanie
2. What is your weapon of choice? mean looks/online drama
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? not in anger
4. How about of the same sex? yes
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? my dad
6. What is your pet peeve? trashy people
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? grudges

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you’re supposed to do daily that you have not done in a long time? exercise
2. What is the latest you’ve ever woken up? 5pm
3. Name a person you’ve been meaning to contact, but haven’t: mrs burns!
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? “it was four years ago! c’mon”
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? of course. epilstop
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? 8th grade
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? none had to get up for class!

GLUTTONY

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? martinis
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? white
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? no
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? i could lose 15 pounds
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? sweets, hence the above.
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, “LUNCH!”? only matthew

LUST

1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? four
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? four
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? of course.
4. Have you “done it”? OMG done it!
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? hehehe.. err eyebrows?
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? no
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? home kit.

GREED

1. How many credit cards do you own? none.. except a check card.
2. What’s your guilty pleasure store? victoria’s secret.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? let it collect interest, and take $20,000 for clothes and a model a car from 1927.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? duh yes.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? ha ha.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? about nine hundred

PRIDE

1. What one thing have you done that you’re most proud of? graduated high school and in state college
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? see above
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? a happy life with lots of money
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? yes i like the best
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Well yeah
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? hah sure.
7. What did you do today that you’re proud of? went to class

ENVY

1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? stephanie’s rad panties
2. Who would you want to go on “Trading Spaces” with? MATT’S MOM HAHAHA
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? whoever is in Johnny Depp’s pants atm
4. Have you ever been cheated on? yes
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? of course!
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? outgoing-ness
7. Do you wish you’d come up with this survey? No.
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? hahah lust and pride!

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  1. ANGER

    1. Who did you last get angry with? my dad
    2. What is your weapon of choice? taunting comments
    3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? no…unless she had a gun or other weapon and intended to use it on me
    4. How about of the same sex? yes
    5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? brenna
    6. What is your pet peeve? hypocrisy, whining, uncalled for anger
    7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? let them go

    SLOTH
    1. What is one thing you’re supposed to do daily that you have not done in a long time? exercise
    2. What is the latest you’ve ever woken up? 7pm
    3. Name a person you’ve been meaning to contact, but haven’t: ?
    4. What is the last lame excuse you made? i can’t, it’s family day
    5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? yes…cool chem glue
    6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? 11th grade
    7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? heh twice

    GLUTTONY

    1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? couldnt tell ya
    2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? dark
    4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? no
    5. Do you have an issue with your weight? i could lose 50 pounds
    6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? sweet and spicy
    7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, “LUNCH!”? everytime i see a Koi fish

    LUST

    1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? five…but maybe more…god, i hate locker rooms
    2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? five
    3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? uh huh
    4. Have you “done it”? hahaha…so, didja DO IT!?!
    5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? everything on the female form is so delectable…can’t think of a favorite
    6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? good god no
    7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? no

    GREED

    1. How many credit cards do you own? one
    2. What’s your guilty pleasure store? ?…famous faces and funnies?
    3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? start my own business
    4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? rich
    5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? does a bear shit in the woods?
    6. Have you ever stolen anything? one or two things when i didn’t know any better
    7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? over a thousand

    PRIDE

    1. What one thing have you done that you’re most proud of? graduated high school
    2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? see above
    3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? learn everything i have i ever wanted to learn and be good at it
    4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? no
    5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? no
    6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? maybe
    7. What did you do today that you’re proud of? polished some chairs

    ENVY

    1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? any reliable car
    2. Who would you want to go on “Trading Spaces” with? Satan
    3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? whoever is in Christina Ricci’s pants atm
    4. Have you ever been cheated on? yes
    5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? not really…maybe logner fingers?
    6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? unbreakable confidence
    7. Do you wish you’d come up with this survey? No.
    8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? lust

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