In recent news, my military physical was perfect (20/15 vision, good hearing, depth perception). Once again I have a “female examination” story to tell you, my dear friends. Female applicants had this stylish paper gown. Dr. Old Guy took a looksee below and proclaimed unnecessary, triumphant praises like “Perfect! Just great!! Looks good!!!” during said examination. Is anyone supposed to be that excited about seeing my ladybits and beyond if they haven’t MySpaced me or asked me on a date first? I mean, I know these bits could procure some excitement, but mon deur… those adjectives and the punctuations used were a tad bit over the top for a sterile medical environment not involving latex and a hood. Ha!
Whatever. I’m convinced I’ll never get a typical exam, ever. Has anyone else had this kind of record with them? Do share your story.
Guys need to stop whining about minor physicals. All the Marine Corps Army applicants were bitching their heads off because Doctor Feelgood cupped their balls. Oh yeah, let me send out the wahmbulence. Pansies.