On the way to go work out, my grandma told her husband she’d be gone for a couple hours.
“Don’t throw a party or anything while I’m gone. Call in the dancing girls!”
I’m going to be 23 tomorrow. Every year I’m more apathetic about my birthday. Matty said he might take me to Aquatica, the new Sea World water park, but it seems like such a hassle. Got a sweet $15 birthday check today, though!!!
The other day, my sister and I were eating lunch and our waiter actually said, “One of you all smells really good.” This is the fourth time a guy has remarked about either me or my sister’s aroma. W…T…F…