King Long (and boring).

Larry is torturing me with Peter Jackson’s overblown, overbudget piece of crap King Kong. But little does he know he entertains me in other ways:

“They’re both solid muscle, but as far as agility goes, the dinosaurs have it. They’re better equipped with sharp teeth. So like, three of them against King Kong.. they’d totally win.”

This movie = dialogue FAIL.
The commentary = epic WIN.

2 thoughts on “King Long (and boring).

  1. They’d totally win… If the movie was called “RAMPAGING DINOS”. Sadly, it’s called “King Kong”, so he’s gotta last until the climactic end.
    Four hours later.

    • It’d totally win if it were called “RAMPAGING DILDOS”. Sadly, there’s only “King Dong” so he’s gotta last until the climactic end.

      Four minutes later.

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