Better Half.

“Well, what movie are you going to watch?”
“Schindler’s List.”
“But that’s like, four hours long!”
“Yeah I’m just going to watch the first half. It’s the good half.”
“Kind of like Gone With The Wind.”
“… or Full Metal Jacket.”
“… or The Sound of Music.”
“… or Fiddler On The Roof.”
“… or A Clockwork Orange.”
“… or Party Monster.”

Watching ‘Allo ‘Allo! mit zee Madonna mit zee big boobies. Read in Rue Morgue that The Haunted World of El Superbeasto hits shelves 09/22. Praise Rob Zombie!

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